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My little sister is playing Lego Star Wars and she asked “Hey, how come I always hear people say like “Luke, I am your father.”? And they always do it with, like, a Darth Vader voice.”so I said “Well, because Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”and

I probably should have realised I was asexual when my friends were playing spin the bottle, and I couldn't understand why they were so excited about two people sticking their tongues in each other's mouths.

getclosebro: chasetheseed: I was so excited to join the football them. But then when they found out I was a fag, I became the team bitch. They’d make me play the game with their loads ozzing out out my ass. Reblog to Reblow: Stay hardRight

omg these refs didn’t care at all, when the fight started they just let the guys go at it but then the one guy was on the ground while the other was repeatedly punching him in the face so it had to be stopped

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